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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 14:38:28 GMT
Everyone in Debating Society Law People (almost everyone in Law dept) who don't even mutter something when you hold a door for 'em Feminism Madrid Justin Timberlake Airborne plates Word puns and people who honestly believe they are funny 'jokes' Tequila
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 14:38:47 GMT
Allan
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Post by mand on Aug 14, 2008 14:39:10 GMT
The noise next door Questions you can't answer People who touch my feet or my neck Insomnia Mocking Incessant quoting Law firms Socks Contradictions such as 'non-dairy creamer' - why, I ask you, why? Nicknames that I cannot understand Private jokes Short jokes Bad chat up lines
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 14:39:39 GMT
Midgets Seaguls on my window People who ask "are you sure?" The following words: Geezer Spate Bloke Smattering And lastly... Del - Because I'm upset I didn't make her list, I shall be trying harder now
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Post by Keith on Aug 14, 2008 14:40:29 GMT
Mornings Work Work in mornings Hail Washing up That bloody hill Running out of bog roll The coaches home from Aber only leaving at 8.15am Not having enough coathangers Football training on concrete The electricity meter *Having* to buy stuff
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Post by Del on Aug 14, 2008 14:40:56 GMT
Kieran (happy now Ked)? The word 'snog' or 'snogging'- it's just unecessary Mean boys who are just being mean Winter that doesn't seem to end...ever! Being cold (I still maintain that it's worse than being too hot 'cause it hurts)!
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Guru the pygmy dwarf
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Post by Guru the pygmy dwarf on Aug 14, 2008 14:41:28 GMT
Tall people, Elves, Santa's ******* favourites Umpa lumpas, The brothers Grimm, High shelves, Stools, (both kinds), I guess kitchens, Poodles i suppose, Not overly fond of corkscrews, oh, and yeti's.
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 14:42:07 GMT
To emphasise an earlier point Our electricity meter Having no power People who havent put their share of money in yet
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 14:47:36 GMT
Yeah sorry about that, I know I'm a bit behind on putting my share in..... OH WAIT!!! I've put in a shit load! I guess it'd just be all the other fuckers who haven't!
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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 14:47:57 GMT
Yeah, I'll bet you wish that you lived amongst the unspoken classiness of Birmingham's student quarter (just opposite the leper quarter incidentally).
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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 14:48:30 GMT
People who find it amusing to refer to me as 'Allen'.
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Post by Keith on Aug 14, 2008 14:48:58 GMT
Washing Up The fact that all the *really* good stuff in life is expensive (chocolate, cheese, alcohol...) Wiping Up The 8th bar of the basic 12 bar blues im learning The way essays creep up on you when you dont expect it The fact i say things i dont really mean far too often that blinkin' electricity meter.
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 14:49:36 GMT
Sorry Allen
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Post by Y8xxw38 on Aug 14, 2008 14:50:26 GMT
Yeah, sorry Allen
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 14:50:42 GMT
People who steal other people's jokes
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