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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 15:40:50 GMT
I have found out about Allans alter-ego, Father Allen Campbell  Your secret is out! |
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 15:41:21 GMT
It's true! I know how religious Allan is! Just ask him about his Fosters ad.....
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 15:41:47 GMT
COME ON PEOPLE!
What's happened to all the insults?
If we stop now he'll think he's won! And the Scottish will invade! Take action NOW!
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Post by Frank on Aug 14, 2008 15:42:23 GMT
He smells like guff  |
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Post by Bert and Ernie on Aug 14, 2008 15:43:49 GMT
  We heard he fucked BigBird in the ass! |
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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 15:44:12 GMT
Bert, Ernie, I thought we had an agreement!
You keep my activities quiet and I don't reveal anything about your guest appearance on rainbow.....
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Post by BigBird on Aug 14, 2008 15:44:55 GMT
 I have never met this man before in my life! |
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Post by A Fan on Aug 14, 2008 15:45:29 GMT
How dare you all insult the amazing Allan 'Honour 'n' Valour' Campbell (full name). He is fab, and you all know it! After all, who else would risk their life to get down a flight of stairs in the most imaginative way possible, and then not even moan when he still suffers from concussion over 2 weeks later?! (Thus being famously dubbed 'Captain Concussion'). Who else would regail us with stories of how he managed to overcome an attack from his own plate? Most of all, though, who else would always listen to the drunken ramblings of all his friends, get bossed around and told what to do ALL THE TIME, and never be tempted to use the two words 'off' and '****' and put them together? Yes, he truely is someone to be admired! (Love you Allan)!
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Post by another fan on Aug 14, 2008 15:45:55 GMT
wooooo!!!!! go allan!!! ;D
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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 15:46:21 GMT
This is getting scary - at least 5 people seem to like me.....
The one who has known me longest has had enough time to come to his senses though!
As for that Big Bird - watch your ass chump.
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 15:47:12 GMT
COME ON!
The **** list is catching up with the Allan Campbell 'appreciation' board!
'Appreciate' him some more people!
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Post by Martin on Aug 14, 2008 15:47:38 GMT
ben and kieran have asked me to write something......
i appreciate allan beacuse he must have the patience of a saint to cope with kieran and ben!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ben on Aug 14, 2008 15:47:57 GMT
Allan Campbell will be in Aber from the 11th March - have your insults ready!
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Post by Allan on Aug 14, 2008 15:48:26 GMT
Yeah, me and my "invading scottish army"...
We'll take over Wales, and fashion it as the Scots like it - making everyone talk in an in-understandable way, live in backwards simplicity in the middle of nowhere and make use of the.....various organs of our livestock for all things necessary in life!
........................on second thoughts, the changes don't really seem all that worthwhile, do they?
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 15:48:51 GMT
The 11th you say? I've got my Allan beating bat ready
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