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Post by Lord Ben on Aug 14, 2008 15:01:57 GMT
Greetings all, this is Lord Ben keeping you up to date with all those you once called friends at uni!
I'm currently living it up as a broadway star, working alongside Angela Lansbury. As I type we're negotiating a deal for our new show 'Bass'!
Kieran has sadly caught gay and has only three days to live!
Nic has finally had that sex change operation and is now a fully fledged man!
Alex is currently undergoing anal reconstruction after having a particularly busy week!
If anyone knows of anyone else's whereabouts please keep us all up to date!
Oct 23, 05 - 7:59 PM
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 15:02:35 GMT
Hello girls and boys.
Just to let you all know I have been cured of gay and am now living a happy life, a simple switch from bacardi breezers to fosters and I'm back on the road to hetrosexuality.
Although the Doctors have advised me to throw away my Will Young and Barbara Streisand CD collection, I'll miss you Barbara *sniff*
I am currently working as the editor-in-chief of the Daily Mail, and I'm looking forward to telling you what opinions to have this week!
Which reminds me, your annual subscripion to the Daily Mail is due now Ben!
Oct 31st, 2005 - 7:05 PM
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Post by Rhiannon on Aug 14, 2008 15:04:45 GMT
I am now one of the three people playing Billy in the new musical of Billy Elliot and the other two are **** so they're offering me the full role. I'm also playing Mrs Wilkinson the teacher and michael his gay best friend at the same time so its very challenging.
Matt Murphy and Colan are now happily married and enjoying their honeymoon in Bogner Regis. Last I heard from them they were getting through the KY Jelly like there was no tomorrow (little bit too much information from Matt on that one). I performed the ceremony in the beautifully decorated foyet of Tuffnell Park Station. There was a delay on the Northern Line as usual so there were plenty of people there to witness it and all of them agreed they made a beautiful couple.
Enja is making more money than all of us combined working at Spearmint Rhino in Tottenham Court Road. If you're ever there ask for the Geliebte der Schmerz and I'm sure she'd be willing to give you mates rates. Apparently last night she was paid £2000 for a private session with June Whitfield. Who knew eh?
Love Rhiannon
Oh yeah...and Matt Evans is dead. He impaled himself on a railroad spike when he found out I'd dated a communist. Don't be too upset though, he's still around, HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Nov 12th, 2005 - 3:00 AM
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Post by The Incredible Megaface on Aug 14, 2008 15:05:50 GMT
Matt's not dead. He's merely hiding in the Venezuelan foothills assisting the infamous Dr. Fegg (medicine woman). Got to go. The Legions of Horror are almost prepared.
KEIN ****** MIT DEM KASEFUHRER!
Nov 12th, 2005 - 4:26 PM
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Post by The Grim Reaper on Aug 14, 2008 15:06:25 GMT
Im currently doing my usual soul-collecting in the Home Office, surprising numbers of people already seem to have lost their souls in there though...
Its a job, it pays (not great, but its alright) and Im currently residing surprisingly close to Ben in Woolwich, seeing as Im in Lewisham, so I suspect that if he ever gets his lazy **** into gear (only joking... or am I?) we may be going for a pint at some point... That is assuming he can afford it, cos money is a constant pain for us all. Bloody expensive London.
We ought to do another party a la Rhiannon's thing at Halloween, cos that was ace (although its a pain i had to get back) but hopefully next time ill feel better the week before and plan ahead a little! Unfortunately, due to parental stuff (i.e. I still live with me mam) it would be impossible to do anything here...
What is everybody doing for New Year? cos loads of us will be around (unless they're doing something cool like going on holiday) in London, so we could all meet up then? Any thoughts?
Nov 15th, 2005 - 8:42 PM
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Post by Kieran on Aug 14, 2008 15:07:05 GMT
Thanks to a government grant, months of research and me getting fired from the daily mail (because my head wasnt quite far enough up my own ass) I have invented a new game for the world to enjoy, i call it:
Alphabetti-spaghetti-vomit-spelling-spree
Basically you all down a can of alphabet spaghetti, and then after a bout of self induced vomiting we see who has made the longest word (standard oxford dictionary words only)
Dec 16th, 2005 - 12:37 AM
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